All: # We are the Crystal Gems #
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
All: # we'll always find a way #
- # that's why the people # - # of this world #
- Garnet: # believe in... # - # Garnet #
- # Amethyst # - # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x16 - "Steven the Sword Fighter"
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[Yawns]
[speaking Japanese]
Steven: Oh, Lonely Blade, you so lonely.
[Speaking Japanese]
Steven: What?! The janitor is the evil samurai president?!
- That's bananas. - Pearl: Oh, come on. It was so obvious.
He's been mopping in the background of every fight scene.
Look. Here he is on the cover of the box.
Steven: Oh, yeah!
[Speaking Japanese]
Hyah!
[Speaking Japanese]
Steven: Go, Lonely, go!
- Do the boomerang blade again! - Pearl: Oh, come on.
This is ridiculous. Just look at their form.
This is nothing like real sword-fighting.
Garnet: Shh! [laughs]
It's just a movie, Pearl.
Pearl: Well, if you ever want to see a demonstration of proper
sword techniques, I'd be happy to show you.
Now?
All right. In order to give a proper
demonstration, I'm going to need a sparring partner.
Luckily, I have the perfect candidate right here.
[Ping!]
[Beeps]
- Steven: Cool! Hologram Pearl! - Amethyst: Ah, geez.
[Shing!]
Hologram: Do you wish to engage in combat?
Let this be the perfect battle.
You've already made a mistake by challenging me.
Pearl: [laughs]
We shall let our swords decide.
Amethyst: Nerd!
Both: Shh!
Commencing duel.
[Shing!]
[Clang!] [Thud!]
Defense rank "S." Zero openings detected.
- Steven: Go, Pearl, go! - Amethyst: Go, Holo-Pearl!
[Shing!]
Opening detected.
[Whoosh!]
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl!]
[Shing!]
Pearl: Hah!
[Static buzzes]
Match. Set. Challenger wins!
Steven: Whoo-hoo! Yay, Pearl!
Do you wish to battle again?
Steven: Pearl! That was amazing! You were so cool!
Pearl: [chuckles] Oh, well. One does try their best.
Steven: Will you teach me to sword-fight like you?
Pearl: [laughing] All right, but we should start with the basics.
[Clears throat]
Initiate training mode.
Training mode initiated. Level 1. begin!
Pearl: I want you to stand back, Steven, and watch me carefully, okay?
Parry! Parry! Thrust!
Pearl: Do you see what I'm doing with my feet, Steven?
Parry! Parry! Thrust!
Pearl: Notice where I keep my center of gravity.
Steven: Aww. Can you show me something cool,
like the boomerang blade?
Pearl: Steven, you know that's not a real sword technique.
Steven: Boomerang blade! Boomerang blade!
- Boomerang blade! - Pearl: Steven, these are real
sword techniques, not those silly things from your movie.
It's about waiting carefully for the perfect moment to ...
- Thrust! - Pearl: [gasps]
Steven: [gasps]
- Amethyst: Whoa. - Garnet: Oh, no.
- Steven: Pearl? - Pearl: Whoopsy-daisy.
Steven, it's okay. I'm gonna be just ... [Puff]
[Clatters]
Steven: No! Pearl? Pearl!
Challenger defeated! Level 1 failed.
Both: Steven!
Steven: I-I was just ... and ... and she was trying to ...
Amethyst: Steven, it's okay. Pearl's gonna be just fine.
- Steven: What do you mean? - Garnet: Sometimes if our
bodies are badly damaged, we release our physical forms
and retreat to our gems to regenerate.
- Steven: So, she's gonna be okay? - Amethyst: Don't worry, bud.
This kind of thing just happens sometimes ... usually to me.
- Garnet: Always to you. - Amethyst: Hey, I'm scrappy.
- What do you want? - Steven: [chuckles]
So, how long will it take her to regenerate ... 5 minutes, 10 minutes?
[Twinkle!]
- What's taking so long? - Amethyst: What up?
- Steven: He-e-ey. - Amethyst: She's still not done?
Man, she's really taking her time with this one.
- Steven: [groans] - Amethyst: Got to tell you,
though, love what you've done with the place.
- Steven: Pearl usually helps me tidy up. - Amethyst: Ah, I say leave it.
Steven: Hey, if real Pearl can't be here, there's always the next best thing!
Do you wish to engage in combat?
Amethyst: Steven, cover that thing back up.
Steven: But it's like Pearl! Look at it!
Amethyst: Ye-e-e-ah. That ain't Pearl.
Steven: Well, maybe I can get it to act like her.
Here we have... a mess.
Organizing messes is one of Pearl's favorite hobbies.
Here. Pearl likes to organize them by type ... animal,
humanoid, miscellaneous. Now you try.
[Static buzzes]
- You've drawn your sword in vain! - Steven: What?! Aah!
Challenger defeated!
Steven: [sighs] Maybe we need to try something else.
[Sea gull cries]
- Amethyst: I'm gonna do it. - Garnet: Go on, then.
Amethyst: [chomps]
[munching]
[gulps]
[poof!]
Steven: [laughs] Pearl always likes to tease
Amethyst when she does funny stuff like this.
- I won't go easy on you this time! - Steven: That's the spirit!
What are you rascals doing over here?
Draw your weapon, challenger!
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl!]
[Poof!]
Amethyst: Ugh. Steven, why are you still hanging out with that thing?
It's gross. [Belches]
Steven: I just really miss spending time with Pearl.
Garnet: Pearl will come back to us in time, Steven. Have patience.
And stop hanging out with that thing. It's creepy.
- Amethyst: Wh-o-o-o-o-oa! - Garnet: Hmm.
Steven: You had fun at the boardwalk, right?
- Parry! - Steven: Aw, come on.
You got to work with me here. This is Pearl's favorite tree.
Don't you recognize it? What's on your mind?
Come on. Don't hold back.
[Static buzzes]
Challenge accepted!
Steven: What?!
Oh, no! The tree!
Challenger defeated!
Steven: Real Pearl would never do that!
Rah! You're hopeless!
Get away from me!
[Thunder crashes]
It's too bad you're still not back, Pearl, because I just
found a copy of the fifth "Lonely Blade" movie!
[Sighs]
How long are you gonna make me wait, Pearl?
[Beeping]
Oh, the popcorn's done. Stay right there.
[Gasps]
Do you wish to test your skills against me in a duel?!
Steven: No! No sword-fighting!
[Thunder crashes]
Draw your sword and fulfill your destiny!
Steven: Huh? No! Leave real Pearl and me alone!
Go back under your sheet.
[Thunder crashes]
- Brother, is that you? - Yes, it's me ...
your...brother. Your technique is...
Steven: Whoa! This dub is really good.
- What do you think, Pearl? - Parry!
Steven: Aah!
[Growls]
[munching]
- Brother! - Just wait a minute.
You're not my real brother!
Aah! Boomerang blade!
[Thunder crashes]
Your technique is impressive. But it won't be enough.
Pearl: It's about waiting carefully for the perfect moment to ...
- Steven: [growls] - Thrust!
Steven: Aah! The TV!
Why must you destroy the things I love?!
Challenger defeated! Continue?
Steven: I hate you! I hate you!
You're nothing like Pearl!
Pearl is smart, and she always wants to protect me from danger!
All you want to do is fight me!
Challenge accepted!
Steven: [growls] All right, fine!
Basic attack mode initiated.
Parry! Parry! Thrust!
- Parry... - Steven: Don't say that!
Parry! Parry! Thrust!
Basic attack mode defeated!
Now initiating advanced mode!
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Shing!]
Steven: Aah! Wah!
Ugh!
Aah!
Walrus shield.
[Shing!]
Aah!
Steven: Snacks, pillow, fuzzy flower, boomerang?
Boomerang!
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl!]
Aah!
[Gasps] Aah!
Aah! Pearl!
I should have just waited for you to come back!
I should have waited for... [static buzzes]
[gasps] ...the perfect moment!
Boomerang blade!
[Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Thwack!]
Ugh! [breathing heavily]
[static buzzes]
Challenger wins! Do you wish to duel again?
Steven: N-o-o-o-o-o!
[Grunting]
- Garnet: Steven, we heard fighting. - Amethyst: Ow!
Are you all right? What's going on?
Steven: Oh, just mopping. [Gasps] Die!
You know, I might miss Pearl a whole lot, but sometimes you
just have to accept things the way they are before you ...
[Warble! Warble! Warble!]
[Twinkle!]
[Ting!]
Never mind! Pearl's back!
Pearl: [breathes deeply]
That's much better.
- Ohh! Hey! Miss me much? - Steven: Oh, man!
I had this whole thing planned out for when you came back!
Pearl: Uh, Steven, what happened to your room?
I don't even want to know what happened to you.
- Amethyst: I got hit by a airplane! - Steven: Pearl's back!
Pearl's back!
- Pearl: Steven, what are you doing? - Steven: Pearl's back! Pearl's back!
- Amethyst: [belches] - Steven: Pearl's back!
Pearl: Ugh. I can't leave you guys alone for a second.
Steven: Pearl's back!
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